4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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