I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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