I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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