The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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