I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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