Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
