I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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