I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I wear drunk well.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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