He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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