Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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