we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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