I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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