what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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