my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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