I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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