Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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