I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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