I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Fuck appropriateness.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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