Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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