I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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