That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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