Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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