I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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