Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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