You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
please don't ironically join a cult
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