Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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