Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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