I feel like abortions should bother me more
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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