This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So much Jack, so little girl.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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