Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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