What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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