I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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