we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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