He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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