the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
