I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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