Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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