why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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