dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
