But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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