everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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