It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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