Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
birth control should be required to get into college
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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