you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
that may or may not have been my penis.
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