even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
and she was petting her beer can
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Is Oprah even human
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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