Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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