:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
