We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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