So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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