don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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