Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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