woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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