i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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