So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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